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Piffy's Logs by Pig_catapultPig_catapult, 22 Jun 2012 20:27

Common Name: Goldfish

Description: … Goldfish

Diet: Just about anything

Piff Has: 5

Finny: Orange with white spots. Is a breed with fins much larger in proportion to their body than most.
Unnamed: [DISTINGUISHING MARKS]
William Fredrick von Fishyheart VIII: Gold with black flecks. Very plump.
Unnamed: [DISTINGUISHING MARKS]
Unnamed: [DISTINGUISHING MARKS]


Common Name: Twelve-eyed cacode

Description: A slow-moving, armored bottom-feeder shaped like an oblong dome. The "head" is just its mouth and a dozen eye stalks coming out of the front; the brain is hidden safely in the middle of its body. When scared, in retracts its eyes into itself, causing its sides to bulge out, increasing its apparent size, and a single tough, transparent "eyelid" to come down over its front. Has ten crustacean-like legs

Diet: Sucks up gravel with gunk into first stomach, filters gunk into second stomach, then spits out the gravel. They tend to leave their droppings near the bases of plants.

Piff Has: 3

Yvonne: Has gold eyes and a bit of a shiny red cast to her otherwise light brown carapace
Tim: Has eleven gold eyes, and one iridescent one that changes colours depending on what angle you look at it from. Has a mottled grey carapace
Unnamed: [DISTINGUISHING MARKS]


Common Name: Freshwater rope eel

Description: A very long, thin eel with bushy, multi-brached whiskers resembling the end of a frayed rope. Generally tan to yellow with brown markings. Averages three and a half feet long and only comfortable in very large tanks. Name comes from both its whiskers and its tendency to loop itself like a length of rope (or a cobra ready to strike) when at rest, or wrap itself around things. Incredibly docile. Shouldn't be put in tanks with rough rocks.

Diet: Mostly algae, supplemented with worms or brine shrimp for protein

Piff Has: 2

Bev: Speckled
Steve: Mottled, with a little cross shape on the left gill cover


Common Name: Royal crested angels

Description: Resemble Earth angelfish, but have ridges over their eyes with four short, stubby, but slightly prehensile tentacles used in communication. Have bright, shiny gold scales over dark blue flesh, which shows through primarily on its face, fins, and belly. Very active and social. Males have longer tentacle-stubs than the females.

Diet: Standard fish flakes

Piff Has: 8

Royce: Female. A little smaller than the others.
Eggman: Male. Has a little egg-shaped spot on his face where his skin is white instead of blue. Has a tendency to move pieces of gravel around by picking them up one at a time and dropping them elsewhere.
Ares: Female. Noticeable variations of hue and tone between individual scales makes for a fiery effect as light flashes off of them. Has a pushy personality to go with it, making her impossible to ignore.
Tesla: Male. Has very pale yellow scales that flash almost white when shined upon, a sharp contrast to his skin. Very shy despite being eye-catching.
Unnamed: [DISTINGUISHING MARKS]
Unnamed: [DISTINGUISHING MARKS]
Unnamed: [DISTINGUISHING MARKS]
Unnamed: [DISTINGUISHING MARKS]


Piffy is an SCP Foundation Moderator, Lv. 9001 Squishy Wizard, and Knight of the Red Pen.

Epiphany's Fish by Pig_catapultPig_catapult, 23 Aug 2011 22:03

Name: Lt. Erik Johnson
Purpose: ???
Appearance: ???
Notes: Has quarters on the deck under the shuttle bay

Name: Ensign Clare Sartwell
Purpose: ???
Appearance: ???
Notes: Has quarters on the deck under the shuttle bay

Name: Ensign Clayton Riker
Purpose: ???
Appearance: ???
Notes: Has quarters on the deck under the shuttle bay

Name: Ensign Jamie Rigo
Purpose: ???
Appearance: ???
Notes: Has quarters on the deck under the shuttle bay

Name: Lt. Nita Sahr
Purpose: ???
Appearance: ???
Notes: Has quarters on the deck under the shuttle bay

Name: Ensign Elnora Auer
Purpose: ???
Appearance: ???
Notes: Has quarters on the deck under the shuttle bay

Name: Ensign Kelly "Piercings" Kreitzer
Purpose: ???
Appearance: ???
Notes: Has quarters on the deck under the shuttle bay. Roommates with, but no relation to, and not to be confused with, Crewman Kelly "Hairpin" Kreitzer

Name: Crewman Kelly "Hairpin" Kreitzer
Purpose: ???
Appearance: ???
Notes: Has quarters on the deck under the shuttle bay. Roommates with, but no relation to, and not to be confused with, Ensign Kelly "Piercings" Kreitzer


Piffy is an SCP Foundation Moderator, Lv. 9001 Squishy Wizard, and Knight of the Red Pen.

Random Crew by Pig_catapultPig_catapult, 26 May 2011 23:57

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Piffy is an SCP Foundation Moderator, Lv. 9001 Squishy Wizard, and Knight of the Red Pen.

Name: Captain Harold Jones
Purpose: He's kinda our boss
Appearance: Middle-aged, uniform straining a bit at the buttons around his middle. His salt-and-pepper hair is balding on his head, but he has a full beard to make up for it.
Notes: Very friendly and pleasant. Too friendly and pleasant, in fact. It's kinda creepy how he never frowns. You have a feeling that he'd probably still be smiling warmly at you even if he were skinning you alive.


Piffy is an SCP Foundation Moderator, Lv. 9001 Squishy Wizard, and Knight of the Red Pen.

Captain Jones by Pig_catapultPig_catapult, 11 Jan 2011 02:50

Name: NPC Crewman #3
Purpose: Generic hapless bystander
Appearance: Average height. Average weight. Has one of those faces that's easy to forget.
Notes: Somehow manages to never actually get hurt or killed despite being repeatedly in close proximity to the PCs and their antics.

He has many names, none of which anyone in particular cares about, but they are listed here for posterity.

  • Todd
  • Superman

Piffy is an SCP Foundation Moderator, Lv. 9001 Squishy Wizard, and Knight of the Red Pen.

NPC Crewman #3 by Pig_catapultPig_catapult, 11 Jan 2011 02:45

Name: Barkeep
Purpose: Barkeep
Appearance: Dude in neatly-ironed crisp white dress shirt with sleeve garters, black slacks, a black button-up vest, and a bow-tie. Has slicked-back black hair, a long, thin nose, and black glasses in round frames
Notes: Is totally blind. All the materials at the bar are labeled in braille, but he knows every bottle by touch, and is exceedingly good at his job.

Very polite, but also very firm about policy and not afraid to kindly ask a troublemaker to leave, or to call security if needed. Addresses everyone as "good sir", "good ma'am", or "good miss". Has near-infinite patience and appears to be totally unflappable.


Piffy is an SCP Foundation Moderator, Lv. 9001 Squishy Wizard, and Knight of the Red Pen.

Barkeep by Pig_catapultPig_catapult, 11 Jan 2011 02:41

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Piffy is an SCP Foundation Moderator, Lv. 9001 Squishy Wizard, and Knight of the Red Pen.

Quick Descriptions: NPCs by Pig_catapultPig_catapult, 11 Jan 2011 02:19